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Started by BronxWench, Dec 04 2010 06:15 PM
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Posted 04 December 2010 - 06:15 PM
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"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge. That is why I read so much." - Tyrion Lannister (Game of Thrones)
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Posted 04 December 2010 - 06:48 PM
As I said in the shoutbox, that was pure gold. 
Some I've made myself:
"I am a neutered side in all of this."
"I like the way you simile."
"Your eyes are like pools of crisis water."
"What the hall is going on here?!"
"You move with such grape..."
These are very old, since I started getting so many of these I turned off the autocorrect option.
Some I've made myself:"I am a neutered side in all of this."
"I like the way you simile."
"Your eyes are like pools of crisis water."
"What the hall is going on here?!"
"You move with such grape..."
These are very old, since I started getting so many of these I turned off the autocorrect option.
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Posted 04 December 2010 - 07:22 PM
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Posted 04 December 2010 - 08:13 PM
My favorite is an exchange between my beta and me over this sentence:
[EF61] This was a good little statement…at this point Custard has become so much of a ‘girl’ that it’s nice to slip in a little reminder that she’s also a car.
[FS62] My ears are burning up because it was so hard to not laugh my ass off when I saw the typo in your comment.
[EF63] “I’m Custard…vroom!” XD
I wonder if anyone has ever made the opposite mistake in Knight Rider erotica.
Her tail occasionally whipped sideways as she watched her 'prey' going at it. [EF61] [FS62] [EF63]
[EF61] This was a good little statement…at this point Custard has become so much of a ‘girl’ that it’s nice to slip in a little reminder that she’s also a car.
[FS62] My ears are burning up because it was so hard to not laugh my ass off when I saw the typo in your comment.
[EF63] “I’m Custard…vroom!” XD
I wonder if anyone has ever made the opposite mistake in Knight Rider erotica.
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Posted 05 December 2010 - 12:51 AM
"Where's my ale? I'm dying of thrust."
Really? Can I be next?
Really? Can I be next?
"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge. That is why I read so much." - Tyrion Lannister (Game of Thrones)
"Those are brave men knocking at our door. Let's go kill them." - Tyrion Lannister (Games of Thrones)
"Anál nathrach, orth’ bháis’s bethad, do chél dénmha." - Morgan le Fay (Excalibur)
"Shhh. My common sense is tingling." - Deadpool (Marvel Comics)
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Posted 05 December 2010 - 02:45 AM
I was trying to help a friend edit a terrible star wars fan film. It was pretty bad, but the line:
"As long as the Jedi are pursed by the Empire..."
Made me cry I was laughing so hard. I got a visual of Darth Vader with a purse, going around putting very small Jedi in it.
"As long as the Jedi are pursed by the Empire..."
Made me cry I was laughing so hard. I got a visual of Darth Vader with a purse, going around putting very small Jedi in it.
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Posted 05 December 2010 - 09:11 PM
I was trying to help a friend edit a terrible star wars fan film. It was pretty bad, but the line:
"As long as the Jedi are pursed by the Empire..."
Made me cry I was laughing so hard. I got a visual of Darth Vader with a purse, going around putting very small Jedi in it.
XD That actually makes me think of Darth Vader running around with a pink, frilly purse and smacking people with it.
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Posted 05 December 2010 - 09:54 PM
XD That actually makes me think of Darth Vader running around with a pink, frilly purse and smacking people with it.
Come to the Dark Side... we have accessories...
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"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge. That is why I read so much." - Tyrion Lannister (Game of Thrones)
"Those are brave men knocking at our door. Let's go kill them." - Tyrion Lannister (Games of Thrones)
"Anál nathrach, orth’ bháis’s bethad, do chél dénmha." - Morgan le Fay (Excalibur)
"Shhh. My common sense is tingling." - Deadpool (Marvel Comics)
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Posted 06 December 2010 - 02:14 AM
XD That's awesome!
"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried nailing Jello to the wall." ~ I'll credit the author as soon as I remember where I read this
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you." ~ same as above
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you." ~ same as above
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Posted 17 December 2010 - 05:05 AM
From a fic I was just skimming in the archive:
"I didn't know canine dogs could do that."
"I didn't know canine dogs could do that."
~I like the pretty lights. (Lands of Lore, Guardians of Destiny)
Some people think I'm an airhead. What you don't realize is that vacant look on my face is because I had to go to my happy place to keep from sticking my foot up your ass.
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Posted 17 December 2010 - 05:15 AM
From a fic I was just skimming in the archive:
"I didn't know canine dogs could do that."
lol As apposed to what, reptile dogs?
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Posted 17 December 2010 - 05:19 AM
lol As apposed to what, reptile dogs?
Perhaps it was "asinine dogs"?
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Posted 17 December 2010 - 03:32 PM
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Posted 18 December 2010 - 12:18 AM
From a story in the archive:
Thank you for readying
And another:
This story in no way represents cannon
~I like the pretty lights. (Lands of Lore, Guardians of Destiny)
Some people think I'm an airhead. What you don't realize is that vacant look on my face is because I had to go to my happy place to keep from sticking my foot up your ass.
Some people think I'm an airhead. What you don't realize is that vacant look on my face is because I had to go to my happy place to keep from sticking my foot up your ass.
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Posted 28 December 2010 - 08:05 PM
Does that mean the story is always shooting its mouth off?
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Posted 29 December 2010 - 08:34 PM
Proofreading for a friend again... ::sigh::
"Her skin was a dusky grey, her hair off white and her eyes a deep vibrant violate."
"Her skin was a dusky grey, her hair off white and her eyes a deep vibrant violate."
"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge. That is why I read so much." - Tyrion Lannister (Game of Thrones)
"Those are brave men knocking at our door. Let's go kill them." - Tyrion Lannister (Games of Thrones)
"Anál nathrach, orth’ bháis’s bethad, do chél dénmha." - Morgan le Fay (Excalibur)
"Shhh. My common sense is tingling." - Deadpool (Marvel Comics)
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Posted 29 December 2010 - 08:37 PM
Proofreading for a friend again... ::sigh::
"Her skin was a dusky grey, her hair off white and her eyes a deep vibrant violate."
I see you've escalated from respiratory rape to the ocular kind... my, oh my.
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Posted 29 December 2010 - 10:12 PM
I see you've escalated from respiratory rape to the ocular kind... my, oh my.
It's not a terribly inspiring trend, is it?
"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge. That is why I read so much." - Tyrion Lannister (Game of Thrones)
"Those are brave men knocking at our door. Let's go kill them." - Tyrion Lannister (Games of Thrones)
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Posted 01 January 2011 - 09:04 PM
from the archive: "[He] gave his blessing to woe his niece."
~I like the pretty lights. (Lands of Lore, Guardians of Destiny)
Some people think I'm an airhead. What you don't realize is that vacant look on my face is because I had to go to my happy place to keep from sticking my foot up your ass.
Some people think I'm an airhead. What you don't realize is that vacant look on my face is because I had to go to my happy place to keep from sticking my foot up your ass.
Thanks, Syn, for the gorgeous art!
